Yet another "Welcome to Texas"

I took B to the local grocery store yesterday afternoon. DH and I still haven't gotten TX plates yet, so we're like freaky foreigners here. When B and I were in the car and ready to leave the store, I noticed something on the windshield. Someone had rather kindly put a half eaten tortilla under my passenger side windshield wiper. Which after the entire HOA thing, just made me explode. I'm rather annoyed by these rather arrogant idiot Texans.

F*** all of you I say.